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« on: April 23, 2010, 12:16:00 am »

This is a trailer that you shouldn't watch.

Seriously? Really? Are...are you fucking kidding me? What is this I don't even...

...A crazed doctor experiments and connects people together, mouth to butt. MOUTH TO BUTT. SMELLY THINGS. AND FACE BROWNS. WHY. WHAT THE FUCK. NO. FUCKING NO.

Is anyone going to see this? I simply have to. I have a problem where I must see every "so shitty it's funny" horror movie ever. This definitely falls into the "so shitty it's funny" category. And I'm sure this movie is very shitty. Pun intended.
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« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2010, 12:24:00 am »

OH GOD. WHY SAMMICH

WHY DID YOU LINK THIS.

I WANTED TO ERASE THIS FROM MY MEMORY. BUT YOU HAD TO BRING IT BACK UP. YOU FUCKER.

ALSO, THE DIRECTOR SAID THAT HE WANTED TO MAKE THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE REALLY LONG, LIKE TWELVE PEOPLE LONG. W.T.F. THIS MOVIE MAKES NO SENSE AND THEY WANT TO MAKE A TRILOGY OUT OF IT.

I'M SORRY I'M YELLING. IT'S 230 RIGHT NOW AND I'M THE ONLY ONE IN MY DORM.
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« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2010, 03:00:05 am »

HAH!
Franken Fran did it better  Tongue
http://www.onemanga.com/Franken_Fran/14/20-21/
I won't show the image here  Grin
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« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2010, 03:26:21 am »

This should be fun to watch xD
Although they completely fucked up the trailer by showing what the human centipede actually looked like.
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« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2010, 04:16:03 am »

OH GOD. WHY SAMMICH

WHY DID YOU LINK THIS.

I WANTED TO ERASE THIS FROM MY MEMORY. BUT YOU HAD TO BRING IT BACK UP. YOU FUCKER.

ALSO, THE DIRECTOR SAID THAT HE WANTED TO MAKE THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE REALLY LONG, LIKE TWELVE PEOPLE LONG. W.T.F. THIS MOVIE MAKES NO SENSE AND THEY WANT TO MAKE A TRILOGY OUT OF IT.

I'M SORRY I'M YELLING. IT'S 230 RIGHT NOW AND I'M THE ONLY ONE IN MY DORM.

GAHAHAHAHAHAH CAPS-LOCK TOO.

HAH!
Franken Fran did it better  Tongue
http://www.onemanga.com/Franken_Fran/14/20-21/
I won't show the image here  Grin

DX WHAT THE FUCK.

This should be fun to watch xD
Although they completely fucked up the trailer by showing what the human centipede actually looked like.

Yeah, seriously. It's not horror if you know what the hell is happening. Which is why the goddamn name of the movie is terrible in itself.
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« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2010, 04:34:14 am »

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DX WHAT THE FUCK.

Fran his this philosophy of keeping people alive to the extent of her power. Since Veronica had cut those people into pieces, this is what had to be done to "save" them.
The worst part is that she is probably going to demand payment.  Grin
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« Reply #6 on: April 23, 2010, 05:41:09 am »

@trailer- ...huh.

@Franken Fran- I think I might start reading that again.
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« Reply #7 on: April 23, 2010, 07:52:06 am »

This could of actually been a decently horrifying movie if, as others have suggested, they didn't include the entire premise of the movie in the title, and if the "Centipede" didn't look so damn retarded. Like Sammich said, the face-in-ass thing just looks gross because you feel bad for those poor, poor stupid actors. I know they were probably on budget constraints, but a weird abomination-type CGI centipede with bodies chopped up and refleshed together would have actually been awesome looking, kind of like what the Tzimisce did with vicissitude in oWoD.
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« Reply #8 on: April 23, 2010, 11:32:35 am »

I'll see it to talk about it, but for the most part I just want to know WHY.

I want a reason why the scientist thought this was a great fucking idea. I WANT TO KNOW.
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« Reply #9 on: April 23, 2010, 11:40:00 am »

HAH!
Franken Fran did it better  Tongue
http://www.onemanga.com/Franken_Fran/14/20-21/
I won't show the image here  Grin

Anime is faggotry hidden in bad art and shitty writing.

This is genuine stupidity.
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« Reply #10 on: April 23, 2010, 12:02:10 pm »

Sammich... just so you know I am never speaking to you again...

How many ways is this bad?

Stereotypes:

German mad scientest much?

Ditzy girls.

The token black man.

The directorial stye...

ah fuck it.  Let's just jump to the concept. 


It's a FUCKING SHIT TRAIN!  WHAT THE MOTHERFUCKING HELL?  Is this the next step in horror after torture porn? 

Movie exec:  Saw isn't grossing people out anymore, what do we do?

Other movie exec:  We need to up the squick factor.  But what's grossers than torture porn?

Retarded food service guy changing the cofee filter:  I don't know about ya'll but eating shit is pretty gross.  One time my mama said to me...

MOVIE EXECS TOGETHER:  He's a fucking genius!  Give him a check.

SATAN:  Yes my children, go forth and destroy the minds of people everywhere.  I will give you the money to finance this film, I'll give you the money to finance THREE.  For I am the prince of darkness and the pain of humanity amuses me.


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« Reply #11 on: April 23, 2010, 12:20:33 pm »

Hahaha, Goatboy is amused.
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« Reply #12 on: April 23, 2010, 02:32:20 pm »

Ummm guys...wikipedia says that this movie won bunch of awards...

    * Best picture at Fantastic Fest, Austin TX  and Best Actor (Dieter Laser)  in the horror category.
    * Best Movie at Screamfest LA
    * Best Movie at Sainte Maxime International Horror Film Festival
    * Best Movie at Ravenna Nightmare Film Festival
    * Best Ensemble Cast at South African Horror Film Festival

What...the fuck...
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« Reply #13 on: April 23, 2010, 02:46:13 pm »

O.O

This is why I don't go to film festivals, because this sort of stuff was probably the "best" there, which isn't an award, but an indication of how horrible everything else they show is. Tongue

*edit: Reading wiki more reveals they're making a sequel...my soul hurts...
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« Reply #14 on: April 23, 2010, 03:15:17 pm »

Mmmmm is someone behind me hungry? LMAO!!!!!
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