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« Reply #15 on: April 23, 2010, 06:37:38 pm »

This could of actually been a decently horrifying movie if, as others have suggested, they didn't include the entire premise of the movie in the title, and if the "Centipede" didn't look so damn retarded. Like Sammich said, the face-in-ass thing just looks gross because you feel bad for those poor, poor stupid actors. I know they were probably on budget constraints, but a weird abomination-type CGI centipede with bodies chopped up and refleshed together would have actually been awesome looking, kind of like what the Tzimisce did with vicissitude in oWoD.

Pretty much agreed with that entire paragraph.

Sammich... just so you know I am never speaking to you again...

XD I seriously don't blame you. At all.

Ummm guys...wikipedia says that this movie won bunch of awards...

    * Best picture at Fantastic Fest, Austin TX  and Best Actor (Dieter Laser)  in the horror category.
    * Best Movie at Screamfest LA
    * Best Movie at Sainte Maxime International Horror Film Festival
    * Best Movie at Ravenna Nightmare Film Festival
    * Best Ensemble Cast at South African Horror Film Festival

What...the fuck...

I can't stop fucking laughing at this. HAHAH. Five fucking awards for a movie about ass-faces. "BEST MOVIE OF THE YEAR!!!! I WAS HIGHLY AROUSED!!!" is what the critics were probably saying.
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« Reply #16 on: April 23, 2010, 06:54:04 pm »

WTF did I just watch? XD
Ummm guys...wikipedia says that this movie won bunch of awards...

    * Best picture at Fantastic Fest, Austin TX  and Best Actor (Dieter Laser)  in the horror category.
    * Best Movie at Screamfest LA
    * Best Movie at Sainte Maxime International Horror Film Festival
    * Best Movie at Ravenna Nightmare Film Festival
    * Best Ensemble Cast at South African Horror Film Festival

What...the fuck...
WTF is wrong with these people?
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« Reply #17 on: April 25, 2010, 11:01:32 am »

Anime is faggotry hidden in bad art and shitty writing.

This is genuine stupidity.

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« Reply #18 on: April 25, 2010, 11:15:57 am »

Anime is faggotry hidden in bad art and shitty writing.

I feel like that is completely untrue. This movie is garbage, just like that comment.
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« Reply #19 on: April 25, 2010, 11:39:58 am »

Agreed. Agreed HARD. XD
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« Reply #20 on: April 26, 2010, 06:05:22 am »

Wow. That looks shit. And not in a god way.

10 pints and I reckon me n' Opusfluke could give the DVD a spin. We've watched worse, although that time did end with us so drunk we couldn't get out of our chairs and watched a 2 hour lecture on Pythagoras theorum from the Open University once the video ejected itself.
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« Reply #21 on: April 26, 2010, 12:31:46 pm »

The taste is like the behind(ass).
-Norwegian proverb

I feel like that is completely untrue. This movie is garbage, just like that comment.

Agreed. Agreed HARD. XD

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Hey look! We can make anime out of this!! And then take that anime and make a centipede movie based on it.

Thats already been done? What?!

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
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« Reply #22 on: April 26, 2010, 12:39:09 pm »

I don't recall there being any anime about that.  Tongue
Franken Fran is probably as close as you'll get. Just no Mad-German-Scientist stereotype and such.
And no ASS TO MOUTH connections  Tongue

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« Reply #23 on: April 26, 2010, 01:10:57 pm »

I find your lack of lunch ...disturbing.
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« Reply #24 on: April 28, 2010, 08:10:44 am »

... Sorry, but this is just goddamned disturbing. Not the movie, not the concept of a row of face-arsed people... but the fact that anyone would actually WATCH this crap?!

You haven't seen many low budget or student horror films have you?

Stuff like this has its place. Usually its place is at 2am on a Friday night whilst hammered, but it has a place and an audience.
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« Reply #25 on: April 28, 2010, 09:29:01 am »

Brain Buddy I should have never introduced franken fran to this forum lol.
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« Reply #26 on: April 28, 2010, 09:44:37 am »

Meh, I probably would have randomly stumbled upon it anyways since I click the "surprise me" button on onemange all the time.
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« Reply #27 on: April 30, 2010, 12:24:30 am »

Has anyone actually SEEN this movie Huh? Kinda lot of hate here without anyone even seeing this. Maybe it is like that South Park episode "The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs"
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« Reply #28 on: April 30, 2010, 12:40:12 am »

It hasn't come out yet. But, everyone who has seen it has given it positive reviews. (movie critics, y'see)


So, I dunno. The more the people talk about it, the more I want to see it.


Here's a semi-review of it

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« Reply #29 on: May 06, 2010, 05:48:19 am »

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