Your zombie survival plan

[sangrebloom]

I've always thought of fortifying my home and living off the naturally edible weeds that grow in the area... Either way I don't think it'd be living as much as it would be surviving.

[Dethklok]

Don't underestimate surviving. When it comes to living, you can't get there without surviving, too.

(...At least, uh, most of the time? Anyway?)

[Lord-Commander]

Just thought I should leave this here.

http://www.cracked.com/article/126_5-popular-zombie-survival-tactics-that-will-get-you-killed/

Not saying it is 100% perfect but I think we should look at it anyway.

This makes a lot of valid points. The one thing I'd like to point out is the durability of the zombies that are attacking. You do have rigor mortis that locks the body up after death. Zombies that are strong enough to survive this are probably pretty weak.

But are they effected by rigor mortis? Are they just shuffling dead, or can they run and jump?
Basically, what kind of undead are we dealing with?

[dudesomebody]

This makes a lot of valid points. The one thing I'd like to point out is the durability of the zombies that are attacking. You do have rigor mortis that locks the body up after death. Zombies that are strong enough to survive this are probably pretty weak.

But are they effected by rigor mortis? Are they just shuffling dead, or can they run and jump?
Basically, what kind of undead are we dealing with?

Or what does the virus/parasite/fungi that reanimated them do to the body?? Will it react to the same things a normal corpse would or will it buypass a few of these things??

I love cracked but they don't always go at things with the same zeal a true nerd would, just sayin

[LordSappington]

Not a plan, but an Army buddy of mine mailed me some leftover medical supplies, so I now how the equipment to set up an IV and a saline drip to go with it. You'll have to bring your own meds, though.

[Stan]

No need.

Fuck it, im not gonna plan anything until shit for real goes down.

and in the event zombies for real happen, survival isnt gonna be as high on my list as it would be say if there werent zombies.

[booper101]

I think my plan would be to call as many, or contact as many people as I could and gather them together. They'd hopefully have better plans than me. I would grab my asthma medication and extra clothing I could wear. Maybe some money just in case. I think I would go to some food store, or sports store. I don't really have something more than that as a plan, lol. Last resort, I kill myself.