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« Reply #225 on: June 08, 2011, 09:12:10 am »

granted. painfully.


i wish that i passed this test that 5 people passed, and 145 did not.
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« Reply #226 on: June 08, 2011, 03:04:34 pm »

Congratulations! You have passed the test with flying colours! However now 145 people are particularly pissed. And will find you. And do "things" to you.

I wish I could ace every exam I ever take.
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« Reply #227 on: June 08, 2011, 11:51:20 pm »

Granted, you take good notes and devote all your time to studying that you don't have time to access the fun stuff on the internet.

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« Reply #228 on: June 09, 2011, 07:28:13 pm »

Granted but in doing so everyone else's slows to a crawl and we get HUGE. (thanks Synaster for making me bigger)

I wish to be a lamp
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« Reply #229 on: June 09, 2011, 11:57:28 pm »

Granted, you get "turned on" by all those who want light, but you can't "do anything" about your feeling. And then you later break on the floor when a small child with a large ball throws it into you. The mom picks up your pieces and throws them away. Garbage man comes and takes you far away to a very stinky land, where you spend the rest of eternity.

I wish to know why I don't have superpowers. >:|
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« Reply #230 on: June 10, 2011, 12:35:17 am »

Your parents shielded you from the chemical spill, thats why you were confused everyone elses parents give them hugs with 2 arms when yours hug you with all 7

I wish i knew what its like to be a cockroach after the outbreak
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« Reply #231 on: June 13, 2011, 12:44:16 pm »

Granted. You crawl out into the zombie infested streets, and are stepped on by the mass of stomping feet.

I wish I had a steak.
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« Reply #232 on: June 13, 2011, 11:06:38 pm »

Granted, but before you finish grilling it on your new fabulous outdoor grill, a bear comes along into your backyard and steals it. It comes back a few minutes later and steals your steak sauce.

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« Reply #233 on: June 14, 2011, 03:05:50 am »

Granted. They have no joints at any pint in them.
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« Reply #234 on: June 14, 2011, 10:59:38 pm »

Granted. its a decepticon.

I wish Optimus Prime actually Fought fires.
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If you're gonna do that shit, do it about one of those ontario elections that always end in the cops chasing a rapist around a tim hortons or some shit.
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« Reply #235 on: June 15, 2011, 02:11:50 am »

Granted but now he is just a plain old fire truck Sad

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« Reply #236 on: June 15, 2011, 04:07:52 am »

Granted...it explodes instead.

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« Reply #237 on: June 15, 2011, 10:33:23 am »

Granted, but you waste the given time watching some series you never actually had any interest in.

I wish that everyone could read everyones thoughts at-will.
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« Reply #238 on: June 15, 2011, 11:25:22 am »

Granted, now you'll find out that everyone really has been laughing at you behind your back.

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« Reply #239 on: June 15, 2011, 12:05:23 pm »

Granted. Earths entire ecosystem and geography is ravaged by the increase of sunlight, and life as we know it ceases to be.
I wish that I remembered to do the dishes.
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