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« Reply #240 on: June 15, 2011, 05:56:42 pm »

Granted, but they all end up breaking in your cupboards and your left with one bent spoon and a questionable looking mason jar.

I wish I could go to the beach tomorrow.
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« Reply #241 on: June 16, 2011, 01:59:13 am »

Granted but its cold and miserable.

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« Reply #242 on: June 16, 2011, 01:16:21 pm »

Granted, a masturbating genie with a dirty mind appears and does "Things" to you.

I wish for more paper to eat.
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« Reply #243 on: June 16, 2011, 03:11:01 pm »

Granted, but you eat too much and get a blockage in your lower intestine.

I wish my room was clean, as of now.
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« Reply #244 on: June 16, 2011, 03:56:09 pm »

Granted, you started cleaning a few days ago, and you sort of blacked out during, but you got it done just now! Also, you may be in trouble with your boss for not showing up to work...

I wish Sangrebloom would clean my house too.
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« Reply #245 on: June 16, 2011, 10:53:38 pm »

Granted, but any found change, monies, and shiney things become mine in the fervor of cleaning.

I wish all the laundry was folded...((I hate folding, but not folding leads to looking like something a cat sleeps in))
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« Reply #246 on: June 17, 2011, 03:23:13 am »

Granted it is all folded but it is now on your roof, have fun getting it down

I wish to watch Sangrebloom now as he attempts to retrieve his undies from the roof.
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« Reply #247 on: June 17, 2011, 11:48:42 pm »

Granted, but her undies are too cute for the roof and so they magically appear in her bedroom.

I wish I hadn't said i'd work sunday.
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« Reply #248 on: June 18, 2011, 12:32:28 pm »

Granted, you become MEGA stressed from working every minute of every day apart from Sunday as basic human rights are now abolished.

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« Reply #249 on: June 19, 2011, 08:42:04 pm »

granted, but due to the state you live in, your knowledge is rendered invalid.

I wish I didn't have to work next Monday.
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« Reply #250 on: June 19, 2011, 09:29:04 pm »

granted, but you dont get paid, and thats the day that the zombies come.


I wish Sangrebloom was a doctor.
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« Reply #251 on: June 19, 2011, 09:49:37 pm »

Granted, but he is a zombie doctor and he cures people by infecting them and turning them into zombies.

I wish that I had a cool job...
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« Reply #252 on: June 19, 2011, 10:47:12 pm »

Granted, but you have to change genders in order for you work to be paid for.

I wish tomorrow would be all rainy and lighting-y.
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« Reply #253 on: June 22, 2011, 09:05:14 pm »

Granted but as you leave your home your best friend or significant other is struck by lightning and dies Sad

I wish to know how to solve this puzzle
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« Reply #254 on: June 22, 2011, 11:08:12 pm »

Granted, but you can only solve puzzles and life's puzzles remain a mystery to you.

I wish my car tire hadn't popped off...
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