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« Reply #75 on: January 07, 2011, 02:12:31 am » |
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Granted. You keep on falling into endless traps and getting tortured by something.
I wish to be immortal.
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« Reply #76 on: January 07, 2011, 02:31:50 am » |
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Granted. You keep on falling into endless traps and getting tortured by something.
I wish to be immortal.
Granted, but you get chained to a rock far away from civilization, and an eagle rips out your liver and eats it. Since you are immortal, you can't die, but your body heals itself by the next day, which is when the eagle does it again, and will continue doing so. Just like Prometheus. I wish I didn't get hungry before bed. |
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« Reply #77 on: January 07, 2011, 05:30:55 am » |
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Granted, you get hungry after going to bed.
I wish the guy on the radio would be hit by an anvil in the face. He's being a jerk.
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« Reply #78 on: January 07, 2011, 07:50:19 am » |
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Granted, but some completely random and unheard of flaw in physics that has a 0% chance of occurring, makes the anvil particles travel through the radio waves and instantly re-assemble at your radio, slamming you in the face as well.
I wish you could send things through the phone, that would be hilarious.
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« Reply #79 on: January 07, 2011, 08:35:40 am » |
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Granted, but after sending a kiss through the phone, the doctors fail to reattach your lips and you need extensive reconstructive surgery to eat normally again.
I wish for a teleport machine, so I never had to take the bus.
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« Reply #80 on: January 07, 2011, 08:45:40 am » |
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Granted, but it'll only teleports you to a bicycle shop.
I wish to not be drowsy in the mornings.
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I hate the taste of alcohol. The taste isn't the point. |
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« Reply #81 on: January 07, 2011, 09:56:23 am » |
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Granted, but you get chained to a rock far away from civilization, and an eagle rips out your liver and eats it. Since you are immortal, you can't die, but your body heals itself by the next day, which is when the eagle does it again, and will continue doing so. Its Loki, the Norse God of Mischief and Murder. Anyways. Granted, you stay awake for 3 days before you drop dead of exhaustion. I wish that In China/America they don't leave you to die on the road if they can't find health insurance or a credit card on you. |
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« Reply #82 on: January 07, 2011, 10:10:48 am » |
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Granted, but THAT'S SOSHULIZM!!!!
I wish the guy who wanted to sell me a baby iguana hadn't changed his mind and sold it to someone else right before I went to pick it up.
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« Reply #83 on: January 07, 2011, 06:02:07 pm » |
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Its Loki, the Norse God of Mischief and Murder.
No, it's Prometheus. I gave you a link to click on. Then go look up Loki.  Granted, but it's actually a baby dragon that sets your house on fire. I wish I had a slightly higher metabolism. |
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« Reply #84 on: January 15, 2011, 03:07:42 am » |
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Granted, but the metabolistic increase would case you to be come really fast and you run from the west coast of America to the east coast of America, you become so hungry that you pass out and are later eaten by cyotes
Jeg ønsker for et ubegrenset tilførsel av penger, et par hus (Liker Simon Cowell Bastard) og en yacht.
I love translation services.
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« Reply #85 on: January 15, 2011, 05:21:43 am » |
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Granted. But a communist takeover takes everything from you.
I wish gromi could actually talk Norwegian.
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Ive gained an all-new respect for BB this day. LET IT BE KNOWN!  [c |
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« Reply #86 on: January 15, 2011, 06:49:22 am » |
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granted. he writes stupid things that annoy you.
i wish i was more intelligent
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« Reply #87 on: January 15, 2011, 09:17:07 am » |
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Granted. You learn vital goverment secrets and Obama himself shoots you in the face while grinning. In front of your parents.
I wish to raise the dead.
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« Reply #88 on: January 15, 2011, 09:27:02 am » |
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granted. now you cause erections of 70 years old men.
i wish that we lived in a better world...
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« Reply #89 on: January 15, 2011, 10:04:10 am » |
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Granted. Hitler is resssurected by me.
I wish to set time itself on fire.
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