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« Reply #90 on: January 15, 2011, 01:41:54 pm »

Granted. But then everyone hates you because your wasting their time. Literally.

I wish Norway was within walking distance.
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« Reply #91 on: January 15, 2011, 06:10:17 pm »

Granted. But then everyone hates you because your wasting their time. Literally.

I wish Norway was within walking distance.
Granted, but the tectonic plates that moved Norway to you caused all kinds of massive earthquakes and volcanoes erupting in the process that you had to flee from your house for hundreds of miles. Norway isn't within walking distance anymore.

I wish I didn't have a food intolerance to bananas and pears.
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« Reply #92 on: January 15, 2011, 06:44:17 pm »

Granted, instead you have an intolerance to water...oh wait.

I wish I got accepted into my first preference at uni :3
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« Reply #93 on: January 16, 2011, 03:58:47 am »

Granted. You get accepted inside your first hot teacher. Because she is your preference. Unfortunately, she has the herpes and you get herpes all over yourself and now you're covered in herpes and everything you touch gets covered in herpes and it's really uncomfortable and herpes.

I wish I was more organized with my animation projects.
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« Reply #94 on: January 16, 2011, 04:25:17 am »

Granted, but your computer explodes in your face and all other computers in the world catch fire.

I wish I was Obscenely rich.
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« Reply #95 on: January 16, 2011, 04:45:13 am »

Haha. No ya dont.

The wish never happened, because youre already rich. IN HEEERE.

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« Reply #96 on: January 16, 2011, 04:46:22 am »

Granted, your computer has contracteda dangerous virus because of it and goes into permanent shutdown.

I wish Cryogenics were free.
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« Reply #97 on: January 16, 2011, 05:11:25 am »

Granted. But they'll never figure out how to undo the freezing without turning you into sludge.

I wish this barn service would be done so I could take a shower.
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« Reply #98 on: January 16, 2011, 07:08:55 am »

I wish Cryogenics were free.
Granted, and then you realize that Cryogenics isn't what you were thinking of and what you actually were thinking of was Cryonics.

I wish this barn service would be done so I could take a shower.
Granted, the barn service is finished, and then while you are taking a shower you get attacked by terrorists which somehow got hold of a fully armed F14 fighter jet. Your entire house is destroyed except for you and the shower, and then everyone can see you taking a shower, and you die from embarrassment.

I wish I had an awesome guitar because mine sucks.

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« Reply #99 on: January 16, 2011, 08:12:58 am »

granted, you become a rock star, have lots of sex, get addicted to cocaine, loose your gift because of it, and by the age of 26 you are a addicted to crack hobo.

i wish life goes better for rampito:)
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« Reply #100 on: January 16, 2011, 08:27:31 am »

Granted, you swap lives with the 26 year old hobo.

I wish the goverment would stop spending all the money on houses and start fixing the bloody economy crisis.
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« Reply #101 on: January 16, 2011, 02:25:30 pm »

Granted, the economy gets worse because the housing market plummets and no one has anywhere to live.


I wish my family wasnt so god damn poor right now.
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« Reply #102 on: January 16, 2011, 03:37:28 pm »

Granted, everyone in your family dies except for you and you get put into a orphanage home, when you turn 16 you are given 1 Million pounds.

I wish Vampires weren't so gay in recent movies and/or books.
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« Reply #103 on: January 16, 2011, 03:38:10 pm »

granted, your family gets really poor. so you dont have moneyz for food.


i wish stan didnt say such stupid things.
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« Reply #104 on: January 16, 2011, 04:30:42 pm »

Granted. The world goes on normally.


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