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« Reply #270 on: July 05, 2011, 09:19:50 pm » |
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Granted but they are beyond repair as they "fell" in the Bath of jellow  I wish to know why corn can pop |
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He thinks his job is to be Bad Ass, And he excels at his position.
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« Reply #271 on: July 05, 2011, 09:22:33 pm » |
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Granted. Its because when the kernel is dried, theres a little drop of water in it, and when the water is heated up, the energy is released through the kernel, causing it to pop. Now you know and are not as shocked, and are now bored of popcorn.
...I wish I didnt feel like such a dick.
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If you're gonna do that shit, do it about one of those ontario elections that always end in the cops chasing a rapist around a tim hortons or some shit.
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« Reply #272 on: July 05, 2011, 10:48:30 pm » |
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Granted, now you feel like a pu- I mean wussy. ;P
I wish farts didn't stink or make a sound.
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« Reply #273 on: July 05, 2011, 10:54:40 pm » |
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Granted, but methane buildup begins to cause an epidemic of spontaneous human combustion.
I wish alcohol consumption didn't have a fifty-fifty chance of turning me into an emotional wreck.
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« Reply #274 on: July 05, 2011, 11:20:42 pm » |
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Granted. Alcohol consumption has a 100 percent chance of turning anyone into an emotionless wreck and increasing suicide rates by 1026% for doing so, thus banning it from consumer consumption and it's transferred to black markets for extortionate prices.
I wish that when the apes take over, it follows the first Planet of the Apes movie from 1968.
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« Reply #275 on: July 10, 2011, 02:46:07 am » |
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Granted, you are put in eternal enslavement. (Was the First Movie Way Better than all the others?)
I wish that The Adjustment Bureau would come out soon.
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« Reply #276 on: July 19, 2011, 08:39:36 pm » |
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Granted. But the Adjustment Bureau tinkers with your finances and you have no money...
I wish for some AAA Batteries...
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« Reply #277 on: July 20, 2011, 01:26:09 am » |
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Granted, but they exploded and now they're leaking battery acid everywhere. You now have to explain the "weird stains" in the carpet. I wish I could think of a wish without immediately thinking of how it could become corrupted.  |
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« Reply #278 on: July 31, 2011, 04:55:33 am » |
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Granted, you now have a childlike naivety about the entire world. You dont know to look before crossing, or to keep away from things that are hot, or to not put that in your mouth.
I wish i could breath underwater.
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« Reply #279 on: July 31, 2011, 12:19:58 pm » |
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Granted. It still has to be air, though.
I wish i made less silly mistakes.
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« Reply #280 on: July 31, 2011, 06:02:33 pm » |
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Granted, unfortunatly that wish was your last silly mistake, now you have become mister perfect you live the high life for a brief period before people become sick of how much better you are, as your confidence in yourself grows so does their jealousy to what you achieve.
You end up completly alone.
I wish i had a machine that just instantly had the food i wanted in its compartment thing, fresh and warm(or cold if its meant to be)
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« Reply #281 on: July 31, 2011, 09:39:51 pm » |
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Granted. A series of Japanese vending machiens land on you.
I wish I had the whole McGyver Collection on DVD...
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« Reply #282 on: July 31, 2011, 09:41:30 pm » |
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Granted. You get a paperclip, a toothpick and a rubber band. Make some magic.
I wish Grey Wolf stayed a while.
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If you're gonna do that shit, do it about one of those ontario elections that always end in the cops chasing a rapist around a tim hortons or some shit.
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« Reply #283 on: July 31, 2011, 09:43:10 pm » |
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Granted. Theres an explosion, and we have to have our head put on a pigs body to survive... I wish i had a chainsaw...  |
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« Reply #284 on: August 01, 2011, 06:30:19 am » |
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Granted, but now you have no hands.
I wish to be better faster stronger.
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