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« Reply #285 on: August 01, 2011, 08:57:29 pm »

Granted. You can no longer become "harder", not even one more time. Therefore, all around the world, your romantic relationships have to be digital love and never face to face. Oh yeah.

I wish the next person understood what I was getting at.
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« Reply #286 on: August 01, 2011, 09:29:37 pm »

Granted. But knowing can't save us from it...

I wish I had a cup of tea, and some sharp cheese.
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« Reply #287 on: August 03, 2011, 02:56:09 pm »

Granted, you have a steaming hot cup of tea poured into a cup made of sharp cheese...better drink it fast!

I wish for rain. *dances*
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« Reply #288 on: August 03, 2011, 03:39:20 pm »

Granted. However it is acid rain. Your skin burns and itches. Also a muddy wet dog takes a liking to you and tackles you. You smell of wet dog and mud now.

I wish i was allowed to double post!
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« Reply #289 on: August 03, 2011, 03:40:05 pm »

Granted! However no one actualy finds this funny....

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« Reply #290 on: August 04, 2011, 07:42:32 am »

Granted, but you can only increase it, and you can't change it back, so if you do you'll break everything forever. Tongue

I wish to win a lottery.
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« Reply #291 on: August 04, 2011, 07:48:53 am »

Granted you won the lottery the government held to see whos house would be turned into a sewage plant.

I wish all my computer stuff fitted on my desk.
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« Reply #292 on: November 15, 2011, 05:17:20 am »

Granted however your desk is now made of polystyrene and collapses under the weight of your computer stuff enjoy

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« Reply #293 on: November 15, 2011, 10:42:33 am »

granted. now lots of spambots post here.


i wish i was smarter better stronger:/
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« Reply #294 on: November 15, 2011, 12:35:52 pm »

Granted, you're a cyborg, but those don't exist yet and you time-traveled to a time where everyone thinks you're a scout for an alien race that could be looking for a new planet to inhabit, so the world has declared war on you.

I wish you hadn't made the same wish nine posts ago, nor that I was the one to respond to it again.  Tongue
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« Reply #295 on: November 15, 2011, 07:04:29 pm »

Granted, he wished for potatoes, and you just gave them to him without corruption. You monster,

I wish for all the things.
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booty butt booty butt booty butt cheeks

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« Reply #296 on: November 15, 2011, 07:15:07 pm »

Granted now you have too many things and nobody has ANYTHING and CHRISTMAS IS RUINED! Angry


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If you're gonna do that shit, do it about one of those ontario elections that always end in the cops chasing a rapist around a tim hortons or some shit.
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« Reply #297 on: November 15, 2011, 07:22:33 pm »

Granted. That works only on attractive girls that are attracted to you.


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« Reply #298 on: November 17, 2011, 09:35:41 pm »

Granted. You are now a fire hydrant. Have fun with the dogs.

I wish that I could remember my dreams.
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« Reply #299 on: November 17, 2011, 10:26:54 pm »

Granted. They involve you being horribly dismembered and it get worse every night  Evil

I wish for.... more wishes?
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Oh, Gutted Hobo...you tried to steal supplies, and ended up stealing our hearts.
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