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« on: December 08, 2010, 05:31:20 am » |
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Yes the Insanity that is CORRUPT A WISH IS BACK.
In this topic you post a wish and then someone corrupts it. For example
PERSON1: I wish I had a dragon.
PERSON2: Granted. But the dragon will eat you
PERSON2: I wish for a weapon to destroy all weapons. (And then the corruption continues...)
I will start. I wish I WAS a dragon.
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BrainBlow
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« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2010, 06:02:57 am » |
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Granted. However,  I wish I could fly. |
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Rampito
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« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2010, 06:46:39 am » |
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Granted, however mid flight you are unfortunately struck by lightning and although you survive, your wings burn off 30 000 feet in the air.
I wish I knew if I got into Uni :/
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Gromitooth
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« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2010, 08:38:46 am » |
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Granted. You are enrolled into this university, where everyone wants you dead silly human....  I wish somebody would just listen to me for once. |
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BrainBlow
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« Reply #4 on: December 08, 2010, 08:50:41 am » |
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Granted. But no one will talk to you.
I just wish this entire school year could just end soon.
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Gromitooth
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« Reply #5 on: December 08, 2010, 08:54:45 am » |
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Granted. However the buildings burned down with thousands of people inside, including you.
I wish I was a Billionaire no matter what the consequences might be!
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Sammich!
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« Reply #6 on: December 30, 2010, 05:50:01 pm » |
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Granted. You murder your way to the top of a corrupt organization and become a billionaire. Eventually, you are approached by your victims' families seeking revenge. They kill you and take your moneys.
I wish I remembered how to get Vocaloid.
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sok
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« Reply #7 on: December 30, 2010, 06:00:57 pm » |
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granted, but you get raped.
i wish sammich wished for something that i knew what it was.
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 btw, Are the wings on fire? |
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Drago Solaris
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« Reply #8 on: December 30, 2010, 06:02:34 pm » |
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Granted! Sammich gets a steamy night with sok.
I wish for a car with mounted machine guns.
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Rampito
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« Reply #9 on: December 30, 2010, 08:21:18 pm » |
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Granted, but all the machine guns point towards the driver seat and you can't turn them.
I wish zombies.
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« Reply #10 on: December 30, 2010, 10:10:23 pm » |
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Granted.
That wish is already fucking awful.
I wish I felt better right now.
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At least, that's what I think.
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Red Ivan
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« Reply #11 on: December 30, 2010, 10:36:26 pm » |
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Granted, though after two minutes pain returns.
I wish I had a robotic arm
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BrainBlow
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« Reply #12 on: December 30, 2010, 10:44:38 pm » |
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Granted. But it will regularly try to kill you.
I wish AC: Brotherhood for PC would come out quicker.
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« Reply #13 on: December 30, 2010, 10:51:24 pm » |
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Granted. It is a poorly ported copy that barely works and the company isn't interested enough to even attempt to patch it.
I wish that beyonce wasn't lame.
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At least, that's what I think.
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« Reply #14 on: December 30, 2010, 11:57:54 pm » |
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Granted. Beyonce is now a rockstar doing drugs and she will grow more popularity than the Gaga, much to your chagrin.
I wish that you couldn't corrupt my wish.
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