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« Reply #45 on: January 03, 2011, 03:18:43 pm » |
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Granted, but you'll be totally miserable now.
I wish it would warm up to a nice 80 degrees Fahrenheit outside.
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« Reply #46 on: January 03, 2011, 03:22:59 pm » |
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Granted, but I don't know Farenheits so well so I heat it to 80 Celcius instead. People who have basements to hide in survive, but all the plants and animals are dead. And the people who couldn't make it underground. Cooked corpses everywhere!
I wish my belly was a little more happy.
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« Reply #47 on: January 03, 2011, 03:31:45 pm » |
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Granted, but the rest of your body has auto-immune disorders.
I wish I didn't forget stuff so easily.
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« Reply #48 on: January 03, 2011, 06:20:32 pm » |
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Granted, you never forget anything that you own, and so you walk around over-encumbered everywhere.
I wish I could get a job this time.
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« Reply #49 on: January 03, 2011, 06:26:59 pm » |
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Granted, you get a job as a private nurse for a grossly overweight millionnaire. The pay is fine, but the reason he needs you is that he can't reach to wipe.
I wish to be able to control people's thoughts when I want to.
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« Reply #50 on: January 04, 2011, 03:53:55 am » |
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Granted. Every time you control a thought, you do the same thing. You make someone eat a giant log of poop filled with maggots and ants. You get poisoned and are sent to the hospital. You turn out fine, but after that day you've become obsessed with consuming poop. It becomes such a problem that you poop under the table at restaurants and sneak pieces onto your plate without others noticing. It's fine, since you control peoples' minds into not seeing the poop. But you don't either. As a result, you get withdrawal symptoms from the poop. You're sent into the hospital again. No one knows what the problem is. You get so angry at the doctor that you mind-control him to jump out of the 4th story window. The end.
I wish I didn't have a dull throbbing headache all day (even if it's better than the horrendous headache the day prior) and never got a headache for the rest of my life.
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« Reply #51 on: January 04, 2011, 05:17:15 am » |
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Just going to comment on Sammich's post there: Woah.
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« Reply #52 on: January 04, 2011, 11:10:10 am » |
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granted. permanent erectile dysfunction.
i wish that sammich was the king of the world.
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« Reply #53 on: January 04, 2011, 08:58:18 pm » |
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Granted, but he slingshots everybody into the sun.
I wish that Sammich was living in Ottawa next year.
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« Reply #54 on: January 04, 2011, 10:17:13 pm » |
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Granted. I spend all of my money trying to get there and become super broke. Now you have to live with me while I search for a job. I have terrible gas and one morning, after a considerably terrible night of gas, you die from air poisoning. I steal your house and turn it into a pancake brothel.
I wish I knew what a pancake brothel was.
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« Reply #55 on: January 05, 2011, 09:56:11 am » |
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Granted but the knowledge overloads your brain and you fall into a coma. You die 3 days later.
I wish that chocolate was a food group of its own.
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« Reply #56 on: January 05, 2011, 11:09:33 am » |
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Granted. Chocolate makes your mood change, so technically its a drug. its outlawed.
i wish to be smarter.
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« Reply #57 on: January 05, 2011, 12:42:29 pm » |
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Granted, you learn so many things, but they are all completely and utterly useless. You kill yourself from the futility of the world.
I wish Sok didn't just kill himself.
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« Reply #58 on: January 05, 2011, 01:05:28 pm » |
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granted. now im stalking you.
i wish i dont see Jetraymoose naked.
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« Reply #59 on: January 05, 2011, 04:56:22 pm » |
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Granted. Unfortunatly, every other person you see from now on looks like him.
I wish that your wish would not become corrupt.
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