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« Reply #120 on: January 26, 2011, 12:55:01 pm » |
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Granted, but you're in the middle of the country where there's no internet.
I wish I never get sick.
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« Reply #121 on: March 18, 2011, 07:01:25 pm » |
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Granted. You get shot in the head. I wish I didnt have to do the washing up.  |
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« Reply #122 on: March 19, 2011, 07:14:18 am » |
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Granted, your kitchen blows up.
I wish there was a boost bar in Cleveland
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« Reply #123 on: March 19, 2011, 07:37:30 pm » |
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Granted, but it blows up shortly after you enter it.
I wish I had a cup of cold milk.
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When your
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« Reply #124 on: March 27, 2011, 12:07:23 pm » |
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Granted. When you finish the cup of milk, you see a dead ant at the bottom of the cup.
I wish that I never had to sleep and never got tired because of it.
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At least, that's what I think.
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« Reply #125 on: March 28, 2011, 09:36:03 am » |
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Granted, and I hope this coffin is to your liking - not that you'll really notice it one way or the other anyway.
I wish for a lot of chicken lo mein.
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« Reply #126 on: March 28, 2011, 03:44:46 pm » |
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Granted, it fills up your room and you some how drown in chicken lo mein.
I wish this essay was done.
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All of time and space, anywhere and everywhere, any star that ever was. Where do you want to start?
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« Reply #127 on: March 28, 2011, 07:14:06 pm » |
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Granted. It's an essay about how fat and ugly your teacher is, regardless of how they actually look.
I wish that I could play D&D whenever I want.
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At least, that's what I think.
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« Reply #128 on: March 29, 2011, 08:59:45 am » |
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Granted, but only with hot, seminaked women. So you cannot concentrate on the game.
I wish to be able to control minds!
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« Reply #129 on: April 04, 2011, 01:03:08 am » |
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Granted, but the minds you control are just your alternate personalities.
I wish my sleep schedule wasn't so messed up.
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« Reply #130 on: April 04, 2011, 05:59:55 am » |
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Granted. NO SLEEP!
I wish adverts on telly weren't so annoying.
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« Reply #131 on: April 04, 2011, 07:07:05 am » |
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Granted. But they are now 10 times longer and for the most part really boring. Or am I just getting them confused with the actual shows now?
I wish there were 2 day work weeks and 5 day weekends.
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« Reply #132 on: April 04, 2011, 08:12:51 am » |
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Granted, but the 5 day weekends still aren't long enough. Not by a long shot.
I wish I could be a sexy sax man.
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« Reply #133 on: April 04, 2011, 11:11:47 am » |
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Granted, but you're not The Sexy Sax Man.
I wish I were The Sexy Sax Man.
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« Reply #134 on: April 04, 2011, 03:15:51 pm » |
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Granted, but you have short, stubby fingers so playing the Sax is nigh impossible.
I wish I had a pet Zebra.
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