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« Reply #135 on: April 04, 2011, 04:00:30 pm » |
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granted. she runs away, and two days later you discover that she was mauled by your best friend's lion.
i wish to be faster better stronger.
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« Reply #136 on: April 04, 2011, 04:21:20 pm » |
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Granted. Unfortunatly your brain is under-nourished to a couch potato degree. The Flesh is willing, but the spirit is weak.
I wish Life was slightly more... EPIC.
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« Reply #137 on: April 04, 2011, 06:19:05 pm » |
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Granted. You are now the Paper Bag Man, fighting crime and alien invasions on a daily basis, but Cricco is nowhere to be seen, whereabouts unknown.
I wish my exams would go away and leave me alone.
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« Reply #138 on: April 04, 2011, 06:20:06 pm » |
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Granted, but their grades go with them.
I wish for this wish to be uncorruptable.
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« Reply #139 on: April 04, 2011, 06:28:05 pm » |
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Granted, but Batman is now hunting you down with a vengeance.
I wish I could break the 4th wall.
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« Reply #140 on: April 05, 2011, 01:44:57 pm » |
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Granted. The building collapses and your folks and insurance refuse to help you. Your now a penniless tramp.
They even reposesed you bag! D=
i wish for world peace.
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« Reply #141 on: April 05, 2011, 03:33:00 pm » |
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Granted. The Eldar finally discovers a way to travel safely through time, arriving at our time they completely destroy what they know as "Holy terra" to ridd the future of the Empire of Men. (Thus, Earth has world peace.)
I wish I could buy anything I want for just $2.
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« Reply #142 on: April 05, 2011, 03:37:36 pm » |
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granted, now all you want is illegal, so you go to jail.
i wisht to be smarter AND FASTER BETTER STRONGER
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« Reply #143 on: April 05, 2011, 05:00:26 pm » |
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You are now Stephen Hawkins in a new wheelchair with a car engine, it has MP3 and goes a whole 1 M/H faster! O=
it can also tow stephen fry in a charriot.
I wish i knew where the fishy fishy fishy fish would go where-ever i did know.
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« Reply #144 on: April 18, 2011, 04:41:12 pm » |
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Granted. Fishy Fishy Fish was flushed last week because he died.
I wish that i had 4 arms
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He thinks his job is to be Bad Ass, And he excels at his position.
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« Reply #145 on: April 18, 2011, 09:55:04 pm » |
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Granted, but everyone else has six arms, and now you're feeling inadequate.
Sally sells seashells by the sea shore?
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« Reply #146 on: April 19, 2011, 03:29:34 am » |
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Granted, you turn into a sponge.
I wish I didn't have to do this freaking assignment...
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« Reply #147 on: April 19, 2011, 12:05:58 pm » |
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Granted, but you have to do that freaking assignment.
I wish to know why this Corrupt A Wish is the third.
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« Reply #148 on: April 19, 2011, 01:30:07 pm » |
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granted. now you are sad that two previous such threads died.
i wish to be even more awesome!
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« Reply #149 on: April 19, 2011, 04:29:58 pm » |
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Granted. But your more awesome in obscure ways that people find amazing but will not get close to you.
I wish for the perfect meal.
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