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« Reply #1050 on: July 18, 2011, 01:20:35 am » |
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Fondant would be extremely difficult to do that with. It's pretty picky as it is.I'm sure we'll figure something out...
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« Reply #1051 on: July 18, 2011, 04:37:28 am » |
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make a butt cake with a butt mold.
Yep.
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If you're gonna do that shit, do it about one of those ontario elections that always end in the cops chasing a rapist around a tim hortons or some shit.
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« Reply #1052 on: July 18, 2011, 05:37:48 am » |
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Marshmallow fondant, the cheater's cheaper version of fondant: - Microwave a bowl of marshmallows until they look slimy.
- Add a ton of powdered sugar; make sure you have another ton of powdered sugar at hand.
- Knead in; preferably, have another person to pour the extra sugar it'll take because your hands will feel like a fly trap.
- At some point of preparation, food colour can be added.
- After the fourth of fifth ton of powdered sugar, the mixture will stop being sticky and feel more like pie crust dough.
- Roll it to 1/4" thickness, cut and apply to cake.
- The cake will stay non-sticky as long as it doesn't catch moisture.
The extreme stickiness early into the preparation is why you should teach this recipe to other people's children, so they make an impressive mess back at home.  |
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« Reply #1053 on: July 18, 2011, 06:00:51 am » |
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Its six in the morning. Whoops. The extreme stickiness early into the preparation is why you should teach this recipe to other people's children, so they make an impressive mess back at home. and THIS is why when im out camping with my extended fambly, I'm more than excited to break out the giant shmallows. |
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If you're gonna do that shit, do it about one of those ontario elections that always end in the cops chasing a rapist around a tim hortons or some shit.
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« Reply #1054 on: July 18, 2011, 10:57:42 pm » |
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That sounds delicious, Dodom.
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Sammich!
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« Reply #1055 on: July 19, 2011, 01:34:42 am » |
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I don't really get why it's sad... There's no point in actively trying to be different, because that makes you exactly like every other person trying so hard to be different. Now, I'm not accusing you of this, Sammich, as you are easily one of the most... eccentric people I've ever come across, but I'm just saying. The best way to be different is to just not give a fuck. Indie bands are awesome for their thing, and popular bands, well, sometimes they have a good reason to be popular.
XD Yeah, I know. I just find it sad because with tonnes of people comes tonnes of conversation. I get annoyed when people shove things in my face on a daily basis. That's why I didn't watch Lost until a couple months ago, or why I never owned an iPod back in high school. ... Shove things in my face. That's right, I said it. |
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Cheez
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« Reply #1056 on: July 19, 2011, 03:01:09 am » |
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*Shoves bacons in Sammich's face*
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Cheez is fuckin hawt with teh boobehs. Cheez is also a raptor...pirate. A raptor pirate. Playing chess. WARNING- If you send me a PM with no subject, I WILL NOT REPLY. |
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« Reply #1057 on: July 19, 2011, 08:22:47 am » |
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*Eyes transaction*
You got anymore of that bacon? *offers satchels full of sapphires*
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I hate the taste of alcohol. The taste isn't the point. |
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Sammich!
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« Reply #1058 on: July 19, 2011, 02:35:30 pm » |
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*Shoves bacons in Sammich's face*
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT. NOW I HAVE BACON STUCK IN MY FOREHEAD. GODDAMMIT. |
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Yutrzenika
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« Reply #1059 on: July 19, 2011, 02:39:35 pm » |
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ITS OKAY, JUST PUT YOUR FACE ON THIS FRYING PAN
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« Reply #1060 on: July 19, 2011, 02:56:06 pm » |
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*eats the frying pan* Hater, we make out bacon in an oven. CANDIED BACON. Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips... ...You know one thing ive realized in this forum? No one talks about attractiveness very often. ... And I'm very fine with that  |
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If you're gonna do that shit, do it about one of those ontario elections that always end in the cops chasing a rapist around a tim hortons or some shit.
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Sammich!
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« Reply #1061 on: July 19, 2011, 04:01:59 pm » |
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ITS OKAY, JUST PUT YOUR FACE ON THIS FRYING PAN
THANKS, BRO--*Tssssssssssssss~* Hater, we make out bacon in an oven.
CANDIED BACON.
Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips...
The greatest, manliest, and most colon-cancer inducing recipes of all time. WITH BEER IN EVERYTHING. |
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« Reply #1062 on: July 19, 2011, 04:11:46 pm » |
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We been cooking with a little jack dagnulls...
..Just kidding. weve been cooking with a lot of jack dagnulls, cause we bout to get drunk off of breakfast
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If you're gonna do that shit, do it about one of those ontario elections that always end in the cops chasing a rapist around a tim hortons or some shit.
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« Reply #1063 on: July 19, 2011, 05:06:27 pm » |
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I think I got all of the spams, if there's more, lemme know.
<3
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It's been a hard day's night
Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans- JL
3DS friend code: 4613-6707-8466
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« Reply #1064 on: July 19, 2011, 07:15:01 pm » |
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