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« Reply #1815 on: February 23, 2012, 05:55:02 am »

I think it's only ok to eat the mated bread pudding after making sure it's not pregnant. It would be very bad for the growing pudding fetus, should she choose to keep it.
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« Reply #1816 on: February 23, 2012, 05:57:22 am »

Be sure not to make physical contact with it after it is born, if its born, otherwise she may eat it after smelling your delicious scent on it.
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« Reply #1817 on: February 23, 2012, 10:28:17 am »

Lady praying mantises... Mantii? Whatever, I'll just use HK language. The bitch mantis bites the head off the pimp mantis after they get it on.

If sammich were part lady mantis, maybe he would eat it, but lady mantis parts are very very VERY difficult to use in conjunction with bread pudding. Trust me.

I should have known that it'd be bitches that ate their breadwinners instead of just their money, but I didn't. I took biology!

The plural form reminds me of the "Platypii, platypeople, whatever" part of how "The Enemy of Platypusi is Man" episode, the show with the platypus thwarting the plans of a doctor who wants to take over the Tri-State area with flashback stories of his hilariously abusive child. Love that show, and totally remember the name.

I trust you; I may not know much about Mantii and their reproductive organs that don't involve mantibilism but I know you are part biologist that knows this kind of stuff.
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« Reply #1818 on: February 28, 2012, 06:44:18 pm »

*pours menthol on the modem cable*
NOW I HAVE MINTERNET!!!
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« Reply #1819 on: February 28, 2012, 10:23:03 pm »

Ha.
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« Reply #1820 on: February 29, 2012, 09:58:16 pm »

Lady praying mantises

Somehow I read this as "lady paying in panties" and...and now I don't know what to do...

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« Reply #1821 on: February 29, 2012, 11:22:28 pm »

Somehow I read this as "lady paying in panties" and...and now I don't know what to do...

*Retreats to bunk*

I read it as "ladies panties maintenance"....
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« Reply #1822 on: February 29, 2012, 11:36:17 pm »

I read it as "ladies panties maintenance"....

I immediately visualized a bunch of tiny construction workers climbing ladders and fixing a lady's panties.

I feel mildly uncomfortable at the moment.
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« Reply #1823 on: March 01, 2012, 12:03:45 am »

Sammich? Feel uncomfortable? What has the world come to.
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« Reply #1824 on: March 01, 2012, 11:25:54 am »

I was under the impression that Sammich carries an discomfort blanket wherever he goes.

Edit: Lol uncomfort.
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« Reply #1825 on: March 01, 2012, 12:11:26 pm »

Man, I totally said I was gonna come back and then disappeared! Sorry! I suddenly had to move and it took us a while to get internet back.

but yeah let's just pretend that never happened.
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« Reply #1826 on: March 01, 2012, 01:58:17 pm »

I read it as "ladies panties maintenance"....
That sounds like a job I want on my resume.
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« Reply #1827 on: March 01, 2012, 02:32:35 pm »

sod that being on the resume. i want it on the payslip!
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« Reply #1828 on: March 01, 2012, 08:12:45 pm »

Sammich? Feel uncomfortable? What has the world come to.

I feel uncomfortable during my every waking moment.

And sleeping moment.

And that moment between sleep and waking.
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« Reply #1829 on: March 01, 2012, 08:28:23 pm »

I imagine Sammich laying in bed in the dark by himself, and then saying "Welp... This is awkward." to nobody in particular.
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