Lady praying mantises... Mantii? Whatever, I'll just use HK language. The bitch mantis bites the head off the pimp mantis after they get it on.
If sammich were part lady mantis, maybe he would eat it, but lady mantis parts are very very VERY difficult to use in conjunction with bread pudding. Trust me.
I should have known that it'd be bitches that ate their breadwinners instead of just their money, but I didn't. I took biology!
The plural form reminds me of the "Platypii, platypeople, whatever" part of how "The Enemy of Platypusi is Man" episode, the show with the platypus thwarting the plans of a doctor who wants to take over the Tri-State area with flashback stories of his hilariously abusive child. Love that show, and totally remember the name.
I trust you; I may not know much about Mantii and their reproductive organs that don't involve mantibilism but I know you are part biologist that knows this kind of stuff.