I think you post it as often as you should.
Unless you're posting it because it's hilarious. Because it is. Everything Black Metal bands do that they think makes them cool really just makes them hilarious. I mean, they even usually sing about cool stuff but manage to ruin it by having fucking awful lyrics/singers. I mean, seriously. Pick one. The lead singer of 3 Inches of Blood is realdiculous, but seriously,
listen to how fucking cool these lyrics are. That is a song about a pirate cursed by ancient gold.
[spoiler=Fucking Awesome 3IOB Lyrics]Kiss the sand, praising the dry land he has found
Everywhere on the shore there's treasure all around
Bury deep the hoarded loot far down below
No man or god will ever take away your plunder
He will find a cave to hide away the gold
Doomed to a desert isle
All of the riches in his hands
No living thing around
But he will never leave the cave
Alone with bounty gold
Something compels him to stay
Heaven or Hell, time will tell
The captain thinks what will come of this
If this is the end, the gold must die with me
Delving underground, to his dismay
The captain finds a curse
The isle of eternal despair, to spend eternity alone
The isle of eternal despair, with gold beyond his dreams
What a sight that's sitting right before his eyes
Ancient spoils of the pirates of the past
Skeletons are sheathed in gold by candlelight
Hunger sets but he will guard the jewels forever
Now he's punished by the gods
Forever pondering his greed
But he's doomed to eternal life
As a golden skeleton
The isle of eternal despair, doomed
as his flesh beings to rot
The isle of eternal despair,
knowing he'll never really die
As he decays into living, golden bones
Eyes open watching for the rest of his life[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Fucking Boring Immortal lyrics]Storming the borders of chaos
For the cause of a battle once strong
Faster than the wind we rode
To where our blackened hordes dawned
Armed in the fires of combat
The end will come fast on this day
Stronger than the gods we fought
Triumphant for the dark prophecies
Besiege the thrones of reverence
Gods of all fiery fate
Besiege the thrones of reverence
Warriors crowned on this day
Oh triumph
The dark tales of wrath, bred on steel
An allegiance of great tyranny at the hand of darkness
A force to rule above all so that those who with pride
Lust and will eager to stride
Rise those who despise the weak
Spare none and ride proudly on the winds of death
All defeated by our call, all defeated by the wars
Under the hovering thunders of darkness
All shall fall, all shall fall
All shall fall, all shall fall
Storm forth through battle of fury
All giant warriors be
Blacker than the winds of death
Stronghold and fear blind the weak
Brought at the borders of chaos
For the cause of a battle once strong
Faster than the wind we rode
To where our blackened hordes dawned
Besiege the thrones of reverence
Gods of all fiery fate
Besiege the thrones of reverence
Warriors crowned on this day[/spoiler]
I mean, I get it. There's an army of bad dudes. They're gonna kill some other dudes.
But fuck, man, I could talk about how great the lyrics to EVERY THREE INCHES OF BLOOD SONG I'VE EVER HEARD are all damn day. I mean,
listen to this fucking shit, even their fucking
single minded songs can still paint a picture in your god damned mind.
I love this band so damn much.Advance and Vanquish and Fire up the Blades are their best albums, some of the others are kinda bland, admittedly. Battlecry under a Winter Sun has a very distinct "Garage band" feel that's just fucking terrible, and the same goes for Sect of the White Worm.
