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« Reply #540 on: April 18, 2011, 09:36:58 pm »

Mm. Ethiopian.
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« Reply #541 on: April 19, 2011, 03:27:08 am »

Somewhat related, every year my parent's friends come over and stay for a week, and they have a kid. This is has been going on for five or six years; the kid's 9 now, but he might as well be three years old. At 9 years old, he can't brush his own teeth, he still gets served much smaller portions of food, he can't take a damn shower by himself and he is so reliant on his parents (namely his mum) to do everything for him, and whines to them constantly when he wants something. And they are both completely oblivious to how underdeveloped (for lack of a better word) he is for his age.

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« Reply #542 on: April 19, 2011, 07:12:08 am »

Kill his parents, teach him to fight crime.
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« Reply #543 on: April 19, 2011, 09:43:47 am »

Or leave him to fend for himself in the chenobyl exclusion zone.
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« Reply #544 on: April 19, 2011, 06:52:15 pm »

Make him play Ninja Gaiden.
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« Reply #545 on: April 19, 2011, 07:48:14 pm »

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« Reply #546 on: April 20, 2011, 12:25:30 am »

This is what you're going to do: you're going to get some of those firecrackers you throw at the ground and explode. I'm not talking about those weak-ass kid's ones; I mean the ones that blow the hell up like regular fireworks when the slightest pressure is applied to them. Next, you're going to put these anywhere he might conceivably stand on, lay on, or sit down on, so that he'll constantly be startled by small explosions. Keep this up as long as you can, switching hiding spots randomly. Eventually, he'll only have two choices; either man up and become a badass, or get completely mentally broken, constantly in fear of the firecrackers. Either way, you win.
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« Reply #547 on: April 21, 2011, 01:44:28 pm »

*respawns*

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm all outta gum.
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« Reply #548 on: April 21, 2011, 08:36:18 pm »

Here, take some of mine, good chap.

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« Reply #549 on: April 22, 2011, 02:31:08 am »

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« Reply #550 on: April 22, 2011, 05:44:44 am »

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« Reply #551 on: April 22, 2011, 06:29:42 am »

Make him play Ninja Gaiden.
This is what you're going to do: you're going to get some of those firecrackers you throw at the ground and explode. I'm not talking about those weak-ass kid's ones; I mean the ones that blow the hell up like regular fireworks when the slightest pressure is applied to them. Next, you're going to put these anywhere he might conceivably stand on, lay on, or sit down on, so that he'll constantly be startled by small explosions. Keep this up as long as you can, switching hiding spots randomly. Eventually, he'll only have two choices; either man up and become a badass, or get completely mentally broken, constantly in fear of the firecrackers. Either way, you win.
A COMBINATION OF THESE TWO IT IS

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« Reply #552 on: April 22, 2011, 10:13:09 am »

Every time he makes a mistake, throw a firecracker.
But you wouldn't have enough.
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« Reply #553 on: April 23, 2011, 08:29:14 am »

Tie them to his body - then force him to play.
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« Reply #554 on: April 23, 2011, 07:05:11 pm »

Eh, I swear I posted something right after HK.

I was gonna make him play Ninja Gaiden while hanging off of something, as any place he would stand, sit, or lay on would have firecrackers. And then I would chuck one at him whenever he took damage in the game.   Outlaw with an upgrade

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